What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.