What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny