You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Honeycombs!
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
He can't, it's impawsible.
Darn it !
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
A Hot Cross Bunny