What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.