Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."