The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.
A: To have a CAT scan done.
A liar.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The Atlantic Ocean.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
They'll B flat
Because they hang out on the web all day!