What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker