What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife."

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.