What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.