Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed