Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.