They both hate been stabbed
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In his sleevies.
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
He wanted Mark Antony !
May the Ides be ever in your favor."
Cis-Alpine Gaul.
Ecru, Brute "
Veni, Vidi... Veni.
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
Dominicans are close, but no cigar
He chicken tendered his resignation.
He just couldn't tape it anymore..
The cat shat on the mat.
Kroger
To bitter fit in my uterus.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.
Politics
One steppe at a time.
In his SLEEVIES!!!