Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.