How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D