How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.