Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology