Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut