Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.