Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.