Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.