What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.