What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.