What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur