What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.