Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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Contraception.

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Cancer came back

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No mames!

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.