Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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A transparent ( )

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What did the banker use for birth control?

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

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I don't think they'll fit me.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Wai fu.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.