Dad jokes
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A Yutopia
Plaqueface
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Formed a coustic d'tat
Retards don't wear Black.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
In the computerus.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
They'd form pigget lines.
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
Because the devil takes many forms.
It was an emergent sea.
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
A gramma ray
My nailses
They have trouble forming solutions.
Parents.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Because she stole his heart
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
The tube sock under my bed.
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....
When Jesus cleared the temple.
The vaults!
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Quid each.
Because he couldn't find a date!
Finding half of a roach in your food.
