Dad jokes
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A Yutopia
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The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Formed a coustic d'tat
Retards don't wear Black.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
In the computerus.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
They'd form pigget lines.
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
Because the devil takes many forms.
It was an emergent sea.
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
A gramma ray
My nailses
They have trouble forming solutions.
Parents.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
So blind people can hate them to
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
The vaults!
Because he cleaned out the vault.
This is my last resort.
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One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Knock knock jokes
HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
HAAAANNNNNND EEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE
Treason
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
