Form Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

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What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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