Dad jokes
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Coffee Mug
A Yutopia
Plaqueface
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Formed a coustic d'tat
Retards don't wear Black.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
In the computerus.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
They'd form pigget lines.
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
Because the devil takes many forms.
It was an emergent sea.
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
A gramma ray
My nailses
They have trouble forming solutions.
Parents.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Mani-tubing
The tube sock under my bed.
It's testicle physics.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
i didnt have either growing up
My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut
A plateau
Because it gets you nowhere!
Finding Forrester
It isn't hard.
Tequila mockingbird
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !
Her last one
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
