Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!