How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!