How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!