Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.