What do you call people who use the "pu...

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Pull Method Jokes More Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?