3 Year Old Jokes

Why do men carry condoms instead of women?

Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.