What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.