What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.