What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.