What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend