What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.