What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot