Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.