Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.