Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Previous Random Joke Next

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink?

Incredible mulk

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.