How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan