How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.