How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.