How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Tile Jokes More Tile Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !