How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.