Tile Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)