Tile Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"