What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.