What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.