Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.