Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!