How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.