What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.