What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.