What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.