What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.