Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

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Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist