What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.