How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.