How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

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Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox