I don't know what the worlds coming to
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
A wizard is never late.
After the last dog they just ate.
He was a good conductor.
Paul stop monkeying around!
Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"
They've all mastered the riposte.
They all have phones.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!