Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.