What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.