What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.