What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E