How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.