How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!