Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Why did the boy not do his homework?

he was ceebs

Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.