Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.