What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.