What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's