What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.