What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.