What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate