What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

White Folk Jokes More White Folk Jokes

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.