How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

American Cop Jokes More American Cop Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Beat Jokes More Beat Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black