None, they just beat the room for being black
None, that's what students are for.
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Lincoln, he was in a cent
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb Juan.
A: The White House.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Because it was well armed.