How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

American Cop Jokes More American Cop Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black