How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!