How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics