How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.