How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.