How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.